HOME SWEET HOME NO PARENTS HERE THAT MEANS I CAN EAT FOOD IN MY ROOM
I’m gonna punch my Dad in the eye we were supposed to leave like 40min ago my dogs are all alone in the HOUSE RN THEY HAVE TINY BLADDERS AND WE ARE STILL 4 HOURS AWAY FROM THEM
I wrote pokemon porn while I was drunk too where’s my gold star.
Formally apologizes to anyone I talked to while intoxicated because I’m more embarrassing than usual under those circumstances.
I’m really emotionally drained right now so I’m really sorry if I seem apathetic and that I’m not extending comfort to some people who I know need it but I literally don’t have anything left to give right now.
I feel like I’m gonna puke if I do eat and if I don’t eat and there’s a strange man in the house and it’s pouring outside and that’s the only shower we have today is gonna b a good day I can feel it
If anyone was wondering if you want a 2pm late breakfast Yoohoo and Chicken Noodle Soup go along really well with your self loathing.
Also if you tell me NOT to make headcanons like that for specific characters than you’re pretty much guaranteeing that I’m gonna post about it more and share art and stories about it to so.
Also because I’ve actually gotten several asks about this in the past I’m just going to straight up say if you tell a queer or trans* person that their headcanons to make a character queer/trans* and that they’re wrong for that because the character is “obviously cis” then you’re an asshole.
Like that’s it I made it simple for you you’re an asshole.
I went through most of Larsa’s part in FF XII thinking he was a girl so at this point I can’t even see him as cis he’s just super queer in my brain
Watching my older brother play Pokemon online is the best choice I’ve ever made because he says the fucking stupidest shit to the people he’s fighting and it made me laugh and choke on honey and half snort it up my nose.
SOMEONE USE REST WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO WIN AND HE SAID “What gives you the right” AND HE HAD A METAPOD IN THE CHALLENGE CUP AND IT DIED AND HE SAID “It’s okay. One day he’ll be beautiful.” AND I JUST—
I’m feeling down rn for not actual reason and drawing is easy for the moment so I’m going to go back and nab those drawing ideas you guys were nice enough to give me a couple weeks ago and just finish them traditionally and in my sketchbook.
TURTLES ARE SO CUTE BUT I’M PRETTY SURE WE SHOULD NOT HAVE FED THEM COOKED ROAST BEEF.
But they were super excited about it and I shooed away the big ones to feed the babies even though the babies were too shy to eat out of my hand.
The big ones also tried to eat my exposed toes several times so I smacked one. Have u ever smacked a turtle yeah I didn’t fuckin THINK SO.
I hate putting on sun screen so much it feels gross but it smells good and keeps my pale tumblr flesh from burning while I tan so
my dream last night was weird as shit but I got to gamble against the Devil and got to give Jaime a hug and I almost drowned some girl in spilled alcohol and also victoriously battle a saber tooth tiger.
I also did homework???
I did homework that was probably the weirdest part tbh